ABC Newstonight2 ePosting Order

Editor ABC Basic Management of Talking Crap (BMTC) congratulates and wishes you all the best in your future posting.

ABC Serial: A8699899C
Code Name: Foo Of Sheet

Your Posting Order is listed below:

1. You are posted to Your Own Home

2. Your vocation is Only Crap School (OCS)

3. Your are to report to: (Enter your own home address here)
Reporting Date/Time: 18/12/2006 at 0800 hrs.
Person to report to: Lin Lao Peh
Contact Number: (Enter your own home phone number here)
You are required to report in your smartest longest 4. Female recruits are to report in their smartest bra and G-string. (to impress the editor who will also be there for new intake orientation)

4. Special Instruction: No Camera Handphone is allowed. Report to (for the last time, enter your own address here) at 0800 hrs sharp, Report in the above mentioned set of uniform. ABC 12C is also required to be brought along. Other items (such as clothings for girls, etc) need not be brought along.

Note from the editor: Girls might want to bring along durex as it will not be provided by the editor. Expected release timing 0900 for male, 0910 for ugly female and 2030 lights off for pretty female.