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Last week I took my spoilt daughter to Heach Pee centre for repairs. They refused to repair her! For no good reason at all! They told me, 'Maam, you've got to have the warranty if you want us to repair her.' I think this is really a bad service attitude.

Mdm Gong

Editor's reply: Mdm, I think you really have a problem up there with your head. This certainly has nothing to do with bad attitudes. You really need to go back to your doctor who helped you give birth to get the warranty. If the warranty has expired, just get someone, preferrably a guy, to screw your daughter back in place.

The non-male public toilets are simply not enough. Toilet patrons have to queue all the way from Casueway Point to Casueway. I think one day patrons have to bring their passport along just in case the queue extends to Matsia. However, it is a rare scene when the male toilets starts a queue.
Therefore I suggest that the male toilets make some space for the non-female toilets.

Cao Ah Gua

Editor: it would be more effective if you would get the non-males to do less shopping.

Pros
1. No more frigging toilet problems.

2. Often reported that living standards are going up, the problem actually lies with the living standards of non-males going up, and the male trying their best to fulfil these standards. Less shopping = less money spent = better ability to survive with lower pay.

3. No more crowded shopping malls.

4. Quiet shopping malls.

See the benefits? I hate you fringging gays. Stop complaining or I'll screw your ass.