Malaryus Unhappy with Chinese Year 2007

More than half of the Malaryu citizens in Singapour marched across Kallang this morning in protest of the 2007 Chinese New Year.

To be exact, they were unhappy about 2007 being the year of the pig, and that they refused to recognize the new year because it wan not Harllal. Though there was no damaged done to properties, tension was high as Bak Kua flew from HDB blocks and the Malaryus had a busy time dodging them.

The King of Gambler, Yan Fei, claimed that he scored a double kill when his Bak Kua hit 2 men, dissolving them instantly.

Protest leader Mohemmed Bin Bakkua said that the protest was a friendly request for people to remove the pig from the 12 animals that the Chinese used as a ‘mascot’ for each year.

2007 happened to be the year of the pig.

Most Chinese reacted strongly to the request, especially loansharks, saying that the pig is one of the most useful animals in the world.

1. Can be eaten
2. Impressive debut in movie Charlotte’s Web
3. Head of the pig is hung at the doorstep of people who cannot pay the loanshark in time. This is especially effective for trapping Melaryus in their house.
4. The most effective weapon that the Singapour Air Force has against the Malarsians – Airpork

Tais Unhappy With Singapour

Following the narrow defeat in the ASEAN (Another Stupid Ethics-Adding Necessity) Cup, the Tais have seemed to become more and more hostile towards Singapour. And the takeover of the Tai phone firm last year has added fuel to the fire.

Thai coup leader Sonka Bootyamama n said bluntly that he wanted the 3.8 billion telecommunications company back. He backed up his demands by claiming that the 1900s hotline calls were being monitored ever since the takeover.

"Our prostitution has a problem now. When we make a call, the line goes to Singapour. When we talk secret stuff to girls, they go straight to Singapour," Sonka told high school students, "what if Lee Ah Yew hears and cannot stand the stuff? He will die of excitement!"

“And how can you stand when someone eavesdrop on you talking secret stuffs to a girl? There’s simply no privacy!”