Newstonight Quiz 1

Which hospital did the Clock go to to report sick?

Tan TOCK Seng Hospital.

Man? Woman?

After the hot debate of the gender of The Editor of newstonight.blogspot.com, some of the people has started to question the credibility of the news posted earlier.

Newstonight.blogspot.com would like to sincerely clarify that there is nothing wrong with the news available to the public.

'Its a matter of how you interprete it,' says the Editor.

'Doesn't matter because you cannot sue me for a single cent! Hahahaha!'

Editor Is a Man

The Editorial team of ABC newstonight.blogspot.com has gladly welcomed it leader, The Editor, back in their rank as a real man.

The Editor was caught in a series of events, therefore the lack of posts and therefore would like to apologize for the lack of news.

The Editor hereby promises to make a comeback with more news and postings.

Editor Is Back

Following a long break from the Editorial team of ABC newstonight.blogspot.com, the Editor has now returned fully to his past position.

But now this time as a female.

The Editor has shamelessly changed his sexual identity, chopping of his whatever and replacing it with whatever.

The Editorial team has welcomed him back with little respect since.

Huge Finding In Bukik Mitah Hill

A yellow creature, about 3 feet tall, was spotted in the forestation in Bukik Mitah hill last evening.

Mr. Kia Bo Lor said that he saw this yellow creature bounding amongst the trees around 3am in the morning during a mass orggy session and he gave chase.

Mr. Kia believes that the creature is the legendary Picachu, a lightning based Poker-mon.

Mr. Kia attempted to capture this once thought lost rare Poker-mon. The prey and predator thus sat down for a game of Poker.

Sadly, Mr. Kia's level was too low for Picachu, and Picachu used escape rope to escape to safety.

'I won’t give up,' says a determined Mr. Kia, 'gotta Poke them all!'

Scardy Returns to Safety

Scardy Sun has returned to Singapour after an extort scare in Ejeep.

She was supposed to head for Maiwan, but the plane anyhow 'wan' (turn) and reached Singapour instead.

Reports from Straights Times had concluded that she was too scared and did not dare to stay in Maiwan.

Recounting the scare back in Ejeep, she claimed that while she was posing for a shot near a pyramid, many hands broke out from the pyramid and grabbed her hands, legs, neck, breasts (but failed) and hair.

The next moment, mummies jumped out and held a knife at her throat.

'They demanded my make-up kit but I told them I use one whole make up kit per session. They looked at my faced and believed,' Sun revealed.

'The mummies finally let go of me and headed for a pyramid called 'Big Mummy House 2'.