Editor Reveals Truth Behind Green Light

WARNING: SUPER EXPLICIT CONTENT INSIDE (R99)

Sightings of the mysterious green light in Singapoor few days ago are confirmed, however whatever it is, no one really knows.

Except the Editor.

'It is actually a huge orgasm from outer space,' says the Editor

He explained that the 'sperms from outer space' is light green in colour and has a reflective surface. These two elements caused what Singapoorians saw on that faithful day.

According to the Editor expertise, the sperms have life on their own and they can move about at 122km/h max. Therefore there is a 99.99% that these sperms have escaped to their favourite hideouts. Here are some characteristics of their posdible hideout,

1. No man allowed. They will die in the presence of man.

2. Loves to linger around white cold spots. Near water especially.

3. Likes to enter holes, especially damp, dark, ones

However the exact location has not been confirmed. Therefore the Editor would like to advise all to take care of themselves and not get fertilised/harmed by The Sperm.