Rain, Rain Come Again

When even the Singapoor's Navy starts water-ration exercise, it's becoming clear that the world's water resources are depleting soon enough.

The 10-day long water rationing exercise started on a Tuesday afternoon, after a long meeting held by the Chief of Navy, Poo Bor Kia.

NSFs had a long water parade where they were made to drink 30 litres of water. Of the 600 NSFs, 599 collasped due to stomach explosion and were admitted to ICU in Changee Hospital. 598 passed away on Wednesday.

'These sacrifices were absolutely necessary,' said the Chief of Singapoor Navy.

'We simply have no need for people who only do Sai Kang (insignificant jobs) and cannot stand tough training.'

According to Tang Kees, people in Silly Lanka have been praying to The Almighty One so that another Tsumimi will not occur. Instead of solving the problem, the Indian Ocean became dry overnight and the ships cannot operate.

'We're trying to empty all the mineral water into the sea and put in some salt to make the water tastier,' says Silly Lanka PM.

'Hopefully it works. Millions of fishes are reporting sick and we don't have so many hospitals for them.'